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  • Back of a Ninja Bigfoot figure showing the hidden slots used to attach the removable ground spikes.
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  • Close-up video showing how the removable ground spike connects beneath a Ninja Bigfoot Garden Spike figure.
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Ninja Bigfoot Garden Spikes

Ninja Bigfoot Garden Spikes

$67.00 USD
$67.00 USD
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Something hairy and highly trained has entered the garden.

These Ninja Bigfoot Garden Spikes combine the elusive majesty of Sasquatch with the deeply concerning combat skills of a woodland assassin. Place one in a flowerpot, garden bed, planter, houseplant, or anywhere else that could benefit from a little mystery and a credible threat.

Choose from five different poses, or assemble the complete squad.

  • Sai-Squatch - Big feet. Bigger threat.
  • Kunai Creeper - Masterless. Merciless. Mulch-ready.
  • Bladefoot - Big blade. Bigger feet.
  • Calm Cryptid - Peaceful does not mean harmless.
  • The Pointy One - Fuzzy, focused, and fully armed.
  • The Fuzzy Five - Too big to hide. Too weird to stop.

Each figure includes removable 4-inch spikes that slide securely into slots hidden beneath its feet. Insert the spikes to display your Bigfoot warrior in:

  • Garden beds
  • Flowerpots and planters
  • Houseplants
  • Window boxes
  • Questionably enchanted patches of lawn

Remove the spikes for flat indoor display on a shelf, desk, mantel, or anywhere that requires silent cryptid protection.

Made for Indoor and Outdoor Display

Each figure is made from durable black PETG, selected for both indoor and outdoor use. They are well suited for gardens, patios, porches, planters, houseplants, shelves, and other strategic deployment zones.

As with most outdoor decorations, prolonged exposure to harsh weather and strong direct sunlight may eventually cause normal surface wear or fading.

The Legendary Cryptid Grain

Each figure has a distinctive flowing surface pattern that shifts and curls across the body like wind through an ancient forest. According to highly unreliable woodland folklore, these markings appear only after a Sasquatch completes its final ninja trial beneath a full moon.

Skeptics may call it an unusual textured finish. Skeptics are often the first to disappear.

Size

The five poses vary slightly, but they are all designed at approximately the same overall scale.

  • Figure size: Approximately 7 inches wide x 9 inches tall
  • Removable spikes: Approximately 4 inches long

What’s In the Box

  • One Ninja Bigfoot figure of your choosing
  • Removable 4-inch ground spikes
  • Or the complete set of five with their spikes

Plants, pots, soil, weapons permits, and photographic evidence of Sasquatch are not included.

A Strategic Warning

These figures are decorative objects, not toys. The removable spikes have pointed ends and should be kept away from small children, pets, bare feet, and rival cryptids.

Deploy one as a warning. Collect all five and establish complete control of the garden.

Each figure is made individually, so minor surface variations may occur. These are normal and may also indicate that your particular Bigfoot has seen combat.

The original character concepts were created with the assistance of AI and were extensively redesigned and adapted by me into finished, functional garden decorations.

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