{"product_id":"ninja-bigfoot-garden-spikes","title":"Ninja Bigfoot Garden Spikes","description":"\u003cp\u003eSomething hairy and highly trained has entered the garden.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese Ninja Bigfoot Garden Spikes combine the elusive majesty of Sasquatch with the deeply concerning combat skills of a woodland assassin. Place one in a flowerpot, garden bed, planter, houseplant, or anywhere else that could benefit from a little mystery and a credible threat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from five different poses, or assemble the complete squad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSai-Squatch\u003c\/strong\u003e - Big feet. Bigger threat.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKunai Creeper\u003c\/strong\u003e - Masterless. Merciless. Mulch-ready.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBladefoot\u003c\/strong\u003e - Big blade. Bigger feet.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCalm Cryptid\u003c\/strong\u003e - Peaceful does not mean harmless.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Pointy One\u003c\/strong\u003e - Fuzzy, focused, and fully armed.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Fuzzy Five\u003c\/strong\u003e - Too big to hide. Too weird to stop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach figure includes removable 4-inch spikes that slide securely into slots hidden beneath its feet. Insert the spikes to display your Bigfoot warrior in:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarden beds\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlowerpots and planters\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHouseplants\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWindow boxes\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuestionably enchanted patches of lawn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemove the spikes for flat indoor display on a shelf, desk, mantel, or anywhere that requires silent cryptid protection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade for Indoor and Outdoor Display\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach figure is made from durable black PETG, selected for both indoor and outdoor use. They are well suited for gardens, patios, porches, planters, houseplants, shelves, and other strategic deployment zones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs with most outdoor decorations, prolonged exposure to harsh weather and strong direct sunlight may eventually cause normal surface wear or fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Legendary Cryptid Grain\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach figure has a distinctive flowing surface pattern that shifts and curls across the body like wind through an ancient forest. According to highly unreliable woodland folklore, these markings appear only after a Sasquatch completes its final ninja trial beneath a full moon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSkeptics may call it an unusual textured finish. Skeptics are often the first to disappear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe five poses vary slightly, but they are all designed at approximately the same overall scale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFigure size:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 7 inches wide x 9 inches tall\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemovable spikes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 4 inches long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s In the Box\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne Ninja Bigfoot figure of your choosing\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRemovable 4-inch ground spikes\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOr the complete set of five with their spikes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlants, pots, soil, weapons permits, and photographic evidence of Sasquatch are not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA Strategic Warning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese figures are decorative objects, not toys. The removable spikes have pointed ends and should be kept away from small children, pets, bare feet, and rival cryptids.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDeploy one as a warning. Collect all five and establish complete control of the garden.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach figure is made individually, so minor surface variations may occur. These are normal and may also indicate that your particular Bigfoot has seen combat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe original character concepts were created with the assistance of AI and were extensively redesigned and adapted by me into finished, functional garden decorations.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MaxGallows","offers":[{"title":"The Fuzzy Five","offer_id":46226463522873,"sku":null,"price":67.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sai-Squatch","offer_id":46226463359033,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kunai Creeper","offer_id":46226463391801,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bladefoot","offer_id":46226463424569,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Calm Cryptid","offer_id":46226463457337,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"The Pointy One","offer_id":46226463490105,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0769\/4260\/6393\/files\/ninja-bigfoot-garden-spikes-complete-set.webp?v=1784567651","url":"https:\/\/maxgallows.com\/products\/ninja-bigfoot-garden-spikes","provider":"MaxGallows","version":"1.0","type":"link"}